I really love what Johannes P Osterhoff does: his Google performance where he made his search requests public. That discomfort means to adjust your life to constant surveillance. It’s about being completely open about everything, and now there is a really interesting range in documentation of what he went through in this time. — Olia Lialina, EXBERLINER, Feb 2012

Google Juice

johannes p osterhoff - Google Juice

Recently I was able to distill the mysterious Google Juice, the etheral substance that floats between web pages.
Get your bottle! Beware, it is addictive!

One of the key factors of search engine optimization that is clouded in secrecy is the mysteries Google Juice. It is ment to be an ethereal substance which flowts between web pages via their hyperlinks. The amount of Google Juice flowting around a page thus reflects how well connected it is.

After a long quest I was able to catch the myth-enshrouded liquid and to precess it for mass consumption. Currently you can buy Google Juice only at the German discounter Netto, but I am negotiating with other distributors as well. Buy Google Juice today and get well connected and refreshed from this tonic potion.

Update: The real Google Juice actually came from Rene :)

Another Update: DO NOT drink Google Juice. It is highly addictive!

Google Juice
The first bottle of Google Juice.

Google offers everything
Google offers really everything :)

Google Juice Results
Online result layout offline. Read carefully.

Google Juice
Google Juice and others at a Berlin based supermarket.